China is far from a good guy.

How many countries has China bombed in the last two years?

Canada tried that and voters revolted. Very few people actually give a single fuck about C02 levels.

Donald Trump: more successful environmentalist than Greta Thunberg. No one had that on their 2026 bingo card.

I prefer my salad without chronotons.

Tesla solar powered ball coolers.

Fucking RFK is now Josef Mengele.

airplane fuel is still leaded.